Groated

Getting brutaly bashed or killed, neck cut open, limbs chopped, face belted into a bloody pulp

Oi did you see that redneck get the shit kicked outta him....he got Groated!

by Razzaninja August 12, 2010

Groaklies

Things belonging to groaks

S: We need to do the washing!

J: But the groaklies are still on the line!

by Nekochan1988 January 22, 2011

Groat (v.)

To make innapropriate sexual contact with a minor against their will, in and/or around their genitalia.

Groat (v.)

1. Now timmy, show me where he groated you.

2. He told us he had to introduce himself to everyone in the neighborhood upon moving there because he just came out of prison for groating an infant.

by partyboy1775 May 25, 2011

groates

When a person is liked a lot by others.

'Groates? Yeah he's well alright!'

by lover_of_science November 27, 2013

Groater

Groater
Noun
A: An abundant amount of penis cheese that is currently soaking in the cleave of the testes
B: Urine soaked discharge from either an STD or some pustules that have erupted near the scrotal sack, creating a fermented stew in sweat.

Sentence Usage: There was groater in my soup after I told off the waiter, I'm going to get sick.:

by Capt.Jap Aye January 8, 2014

Groanday

This is the Monday after spring break; where every college student collectively groans as they wake up early to make sure they get to class on time instead of sleeping in at home/hotel room/significant other's house/etc. Being hungover from the night (or nights) before may also be a contributing factor.

Bill: *Groans*
Ted: Dude, get up, you're my ride to my 8am
Bill: Fuck that noise
Ted: I know it's Groanday but we have a test today.
Bill: Fuck it, I'm still hungover from Saturday...

by imthatawesome May 2, 2014

groaker

(noun): Someone who hangs around a fan community for a thing just to talk about everything they hate about that thing, its creators, its plots, its characters, and its fans.

This groaker keeps showing up to my fan club meetings just to complain about everything. If you think it's so shitty, why are you here?

by frubbliness March 27, 2015