Granted

When you smack some one in the face with a lunch box

Man did you see that fight at lunch that kid got Granted

by you just got granted February 12, 2015

The Grant

The act of gay sexual submission while wearing only a baby blue shirt, bent over a history desk. Often, properly preformed anal sex inspires uncontrollable giggling, especially if the "butch" is a Malaysian man.

OMG Grant Garber's gettin' The Grant hardcore from that skinny Malaysian kid!

by dastous1 October 28, 2006

Granted

Drinking like a hero before leaving the pre-drinks but only lasting 10 minutes in the club before seeing your lunch for the second time that day. Synonymous with getting absolutely fucked.

"My test went badly today" said Billy.
"Lets get you Granted tonight." said Milly.

by LordBillyMilly September 5, 2018

granted

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH A BOY SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(🅗🅞🅦🅔🅥🅔🅡 🅨🅞🅤 🅜🅘🅖🅗🅣 🅑🅔 🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚🅔🅓 🅘🅝🅣🅞 🅣🅗🅘🅝🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅡🅞🅜🅐🅝🅣🅘🅒 🅕🅔🅔🅛🅘🅝🅖🅢)

"oh Katelynn you just got granted"

by spacejah May 11, 2019

Granted

I'll give you that

Jail Conversation...

Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."

Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."

Girl, "Granted"

by ASOUP January 22, 2009

for granted

taking someone/something for granted is a certainty of the status quo.

We take the air we breathe and the water we drink for granted, just as the sun and the moon!!

by Ewl978 September 20, 2008

Grant On

When entering the world, a few have a purpose in life. It is a respectable and honorable purpose. A purpose worthy of a Gods themselves. This purpose is the act of going out and engaging with gorgeous women and convincing them to share pics of their beauty with the world through thechive.com. Perhaps there will bras to burn or future lower back problems to show. Maybe it'll just be an afternoon randomness but these people grant on. God bless you Chivers and grant on.

Chiver 1: Dude, your ex posted up pics of herself on today's daily afternoon randomness!
Chiver 2: What can I say? I grant on, brotha. Keep calm and chive on.

by KCGO November 7, 2012