great grandpa

One person that is crazy but u love him anyways. Someone that stands for something. Nice and kind. Wise and funny.

Great grandpa don't eat my cat LOL!!!!

by Piperfoley7883 April 22, 2018

Vanilla Grandpa

A guy who acts or dresses older than his age.

Did you see Joe sleeping in front of the TV? He’s a real Vanilla Grandpa.

by Blythe-spirit October 18, 2021

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes

Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.

by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

Grandpa titties

When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly

Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!

by g.t.s35 May 30, 2019

Bitchin' Grandpa

A slang term for a super-cool old guy

"Whoa, check out that Bitchin' Grandpa!"

by Dude Bros. Inc. August 17, 2012