What's REALLY gonon?

(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:

a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:

b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.

ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

whats a goon to a goblin

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage

and we dont want no problems, ok youre a goon whats a goon to a goblin

by j-rob mad fresh April 23, 2010

goon juice

Cheap wine that comes in a cask and costs about $1/Litre

Fruity lexia

by blabbermouth June 18, 2004

kissing the homies goodnight

its not gay (unless you don’t say no homo at the end) just showing the love you got to the REAL homies back home

“come here sweet cheeks and give me a kiss on my hot mouth, (no homo tho…)”
“but isn’t kissing the homies goodnight gay??”
“ITS NOT BECAUSE I SAID NO HOMO”

by ledzepyuri November 30, 2022

Smirnoff Goon Bag

the most amazing thing that has ever hit australia. vodka and cranberry or vodka and blood orange in a box and casked. not technically goon, but affectionately thought of as a goon bag due to australian's lack of knowledge/similarity to the infamous goon bag

person one: dude, i wanna drink goon tonight. or maybe i should drink vodka... but fuck i don't have enough money.
person two: man, just combine the two and get a SMIRNOFF GOON BAG, they're only $22!!!!! and taste GREAT

by loalal November 10, 2010

Ice-Hockey Goon

Someone in ice- hockey that is always pushing people into the walls and ALWAYS starting the fights. You will find a "goon", the offending players, always in the penalty box. He or she has to watch their team play with 4 players until their "time-out" is up., which is 2-5 mins. long, depending on the penalty.

Some penalties: roughing, tripping, elbowing, high-sticking, knee-ing, charging, slashing, etc....

Christina: "Man, Dylan is such a "ice-hockey goon", for starting that fight against the Thrashers goaltender, and now has 5 mins in the penalty box. "

by chefladyleo72682 August 3, 2012

Goon Bitch

When there's a group of hot chicks, slam pigs no doubt, it often includes one girl who is fuckin ugly. This is the goon bitch. She is not only less attractive, but she is also a massive (not literally, necessarily) cock block. Consequently, she spends a lot of time interrupting your conversations with the hot girls.

The two major qualifications, provided that she is in a group of hot chicks, are heinousness and a Ph. D in Cock Blockery.

Pirate #1: Ahoy! Slam pigs!
Pirate #2: Avast Matey, beware the goon bitch!!

by Mike Fellatio November 16, 2005