goon

Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as a avid masturbator. The term has been in frequent use for at least ten years, perhaps emerging from the physical look of one who is "gooning" or "in the goon," which is a self-possessed, glassy eyed stare of stupidity (thus, an oaf). Also known as "bator mush" and "slain in the bate."

There I was, stroking for hours, and I was into the goon so deep that a bomb could have gone off next door, and I would not have noticed.

Whenever we masturbate together, I like to watch him goon on his penis ... he really gets into it.

by Anonymous94611 December 27, 2006

Goon Blasting

The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.

Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast

Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!

Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.

Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?

by dEdzilla September 25, 2014

What's Goody

A variation of "What's Good."

Yo, what's goody son?

Not shit.

Yeah.... trying to roll a blunt?

Jea.

by juhnlaaa June 28, 2009

goon sesh

A session of gooning

Anyone up for a goon sesh?

by gnbln April 9, 2023

goofy._.jack._.walten

a hot ass bitch who will always be hotter then you

ur mom: do you know goofy._.jack._.walten on tiktok?
deez nuts: that one hot ass bitch?!
ur mom: YESSSSSS

by ur mom gay lol (isa) August 27, 2021

What is goody my gang

A dope ass way to greet the homies

"what is goody my gang" "whats good CUH"

by menkisser123 August 30, 2022

305 Goon

Someone who comes from the streets of the 305, Miami-Dade County. The primary goal of a 305 goon is to get money and have sexual relations with several women, with little or no regard to the law. It has been proven that 305 goons are above the law, and can be found on many a corner smoking marijuana and selling crack-cocaine. 305 goons are superior to goons from other cities because they rep Miami hard. A common phrase among these goons is "305 TIL I DIE", which shows the incomparable lifelong commitment to the struggle. Famous 305 goons include: Rick Ross, Trick Daddy, Plies, and Pitbull, among others. 305 gooning is a privilege and is not taken lightly. Those who are fortunate to have grown up in the projects in the Miami area understand the importance of this tradition. The tradition is passed from generation to generation, and it is not unusual to find a young hood-rat hustling and repping his "hood".

I got my ass jumped the other day by a bunch of 305 goons...They jumped me for my Dan Marino jersey.

by Ronald P. Cunningham III October 20, 2009