Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.

"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"

by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024

Gooner

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to

My boy Barry is a massive gooner

by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024

Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

The act of gooning on your friends couches

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025

Gooner

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.

That guy from North London is a gooner

by Rattybags December 19, 2023

Gooner

Whatever you want it to be

Furtive's friend sky is a gooner

by The Youtuber Awesome October 8, 2018

Autism Gooner Gang

A new layer of hell disguised as a group chat comprised of fat jokes, gay jokes and plenty of nazi jokes.

Notable members: Wizard, Moon, Mage, Skittle and Frank.
Abbreviation: AGG

Fellow #1: "Have you seen the Autism Gooner Gang leaks!?"
Fellow #2: "Of course! it seems like an entire layer of hell!"

by BadMage May 8, 2024

Mundy Gooner

A kid who goons in a public bathroom in school

“There goes the mundy gooner!”
“Are you the mundy gooner?”

by Xxert October 21, 2025