An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".
Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.
Person B: Google just wants your money.
Person B: Google just wants your money.
by BrotherofJohnDoe June 15, 2018
Get the Googlemug. The 2nd fastest browser(microsoft edge - fastest claimed by themself, but it sucks) but the most optimized browser for all os. However in 2022, It's one of the worst optimized browser if you download the default version, using way too much ram and cpu when running with multiple tabs. Google also have many privacy issues.
Use Brave(a more optimized version of google with the support of duckduckgo as private browser) or Opera GX with ram control and a free VPN(that is always broken).
*oh and u can use duckduckgo alone, it's not a bad browser compared to google, it keeps u privacy unlike google*
trust me, frick chrome and use a good browser.
*oh and u can use duckduckgo alone, it's not a bad browser compared to google, it keeps u privacy unlike google*
trust me, frick chrome and use a good browser.
by ouy April 11, 2022
Get the Googlemug. A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!
Expel Google from your life!
A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru
by rusted-iron-oxide August 4, 2022
Get the Googlemug. when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other
by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009
Get the googlingmug. 
The number one most visited search engine in the U.S.A. and beyond. It has all the information you desire and then some.
If you type something on google.com and no links show up, either what you typed doesn't exist or you need to stop drinking and smoking.
by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007
Get the googlemug.