Goobershnoper

A sharp object impaling someone in their eye.

If you don't stop I will goobershnoper you!

by Jack Jennings April 1, 2011

goober gazer

One who stairs at your penis threw your pants . Very awkward stair from another male.

I was working hard and looked over, Mike was justa staring. That goober gazer.

by FLIP017 June 19, 2014

Gooberchop

To punch someone under the chin

"Hey Billy you seen 'em before?"

"Dale yeah!! I wanna gooberchop him so bad!!!"

by soccerstar2 February 24, 2015

gooberchoaker

A person that like to choke on a cock.

I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.

by Mark A. Capozzelli October 29, 2017

Gooberfloof

A very, very hairy vagina
A vagina that has never been shaved

Guy 1: so I went on a date with my lady, she pulled her panties down and she had a gooberfloof

Guy 2: that’s nasty

by Shrekyboi June 3, 2018

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018