gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.

Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"

by jarrhead June 7, 2011

goggle tan

Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.

My goggle tan was a source of pride until prom night.

by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015

glamour goggles

Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.

"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".

by sparksneon January 14, 2007

bat goggles

When you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your cum carriers onto the other persons eye sockets

Alec total gave me bat goggles when I was sleeping

by Marty griffin November 27, 2015

Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010

mommy goggles

The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.

Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.

by Pirate of the Crib October 6, 2009

Bono goggles

Sunglasses which are similar in style and appearance to those worn by U2's Bono.

Tom: "What do you think of my new sunglasses?"
Jake: "Those are good Bono goggles!"

by EdwardPancu June 4, 2008