Road Goggles

1. The condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.

2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
"After five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. I woke up and realized, oh yeah, I was wearing my road goggles."

"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."

"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
by PunkRockHR March 04, 2014
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goggle tan

Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.
My goggle tan was a source of pride until prom night.
by happilysilent1 June 19, 2015
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oakton goggles

Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.
Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
by oaktonite December 17, 2014
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gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.
Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"
by jarrhead May 14, 2011
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Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
by ketteringstudent October 21, 2010
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Bono goggles

Sunglasses which are similar in style and appearance to those worn by U2's Bono.
Tom: "What do you think of my new sunglasses?"
Jake: "Those are good Bono goggles!"
by EdwardPancu May 22, 2008
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mommy goggles

The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.
Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.
by Pirate of the Crib October 06, 2009
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