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Gladson

A guy who’s willing to take a risk. Really spontaneous but super smart. Will do anything for family and give friends help when needed. He is dependable, understanding, and would most likely go into the medical field.
Wow, Gladson knows all the answers.
by awesomeperson000416 January 29, 2020
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GLaDOS

Aperture Science's greatest creation, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System; or GLaDOS, is a super computer with an 'infinite capacity for knowledge' who runs the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

GLaDOS' personality is made up by four 'cores'- spheres loaded with data that instill a sense of curiosity, morality, logic (or, alternatively, cake or memory), and anger into her system. The Morality core is notorious for failing, or being blocked, allowing her to go on rampages that end in the death of Aperture Science employees (by way of deadly neurotoxic gas), and run insane tests for the good of all of us.
GLaDOS will never value your safety over your unique ideas and creativity.
by Dr. Paine August 17, 2009
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glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.
He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.
by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005
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Gladys

the most amazing person you'll ever be lucky enough to meet. extroverted , kind , and creative. she's an artist naturally and it shows in her original style. she's an icon and an inspiration. she's also your favorite granny friend who's always baking for funsies. she's the life of the party and can make any situation fun. she's also not afraid to be straightforward and gives great advice. she's the best of friends and deserves the whole world.
Gladys is the best person I've ever met.
by sunnieshines June 2, 2018
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Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."
Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
by RZdonks December 29, 2009
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glangly

Glangly can be spelled two ways Glangly or for a more theatrical use gLangly which emphasizes the gibberish tone of the word. The word is extraordinary because it is open to interpretation and can be used whenever or wherever (via shakira). It is a chameleon of a word. It's easily adaptable. or it can be used to get out of circumstances, nobody would want their ass in.

Commonly used when asked for input, but you are indifferent or apathetic. Instead of caring, you glangly.
devonte: im so bored... and i hate the weather
nefisa: glangly

brittany: what the heelll does that mean?? :$
nefisa: glangly.

nefisa: my dog just died
devonte:...glangly.

Nefisa: Yo, dev, I'm pregnant with your baby
Devonte:....GLANGLY.

nefisa:.....I am your father
Devonte: gLangly :o
by devonte/nefisa (rare) May 7, 2011
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brown glacier

A dump so large that a small part of it rises above the water level in the toilet.
After consuming a bucket of fried chicken and a cup of coffee I dropped a brown glacier big enough to sink the Titanic.
by billy br February 6, 2009
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