girthling

a man with a girthy penis

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: He is a real Girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

girthy oak

An oak tree that has the girthiest base anyone has ever seen

That tree over there is a girthy oak.

by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

Girthrine

a female named Katherine or Catherine with an over sized clit.

Girthrine has a dick sized Clit.

by Myke Long October 4, 2017

girth grinder

A scabby or calloused set of male / female genitalia or pubic area. The hardened and crustaceous state of the genitalia causes it to grind on their partner's reciprocal pubic area thus causing a grinding sensation.

"Jenny, why are you walking funny?"
"I'm chaffed from Reginald's girth grinder..."
OR
"Reginald, why do you scream when you pee lately?"
"Jenny's girth grinder ripped my tip off..."

by Ham Pony February 24, 2018

Girth-Quake

When a mans flatulence moves forward instead of back or straight out the cheeks and causes his genitals to vibrate

"Man this leather seat just made me have a girth-quake"

by LolaBunnyyy August 21, 2018

Girthquake

A phenomenon that occurs when an obese person experiences an epileptic seizure.

Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.

by Archmageous November 12, 2018