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To be excited about someone; To get this unexplainable feeling about someone when you do anything that has to deal with them
Ooh yuh siis, I can tell you super geeked over him !
geeked by jujuuu ! March 12, 2019

Shit Ass Geek 

A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.
Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.

(chinky accent)

* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*
Shit Ass Geek by johnmagicson December 7, 2009
someone with ridiculous skills on a computer/phone/iPod/other electronical device and scares us mere earthlings. they have a habit of breaking these after streching them beyond their ability for normal usage. they also sometimes know more about a product than the producer.
-so i just took out the hardrive, cleaned the termimals and de-floobied the remainder of the computer so i could download this software which enabled me to detonate a bomb on the other side of the world which is specifically programmed to kill everyone except me.
-wow youre such a tech geek...
tech geek by iamme986 February 15, 2010

Band Geek 

Band geeks are the coolist people you could ever know. The band room is their home away from home, they're there in the morning before school, when they should be in their other classes, for band, and after school. They often are in many different bands such as marching band, jazz band, and concert band. They go to every football and basketball game, not to watch their school teams win, but to be in pep band and often times play better than the sports teams. They usualy date other band geeks, or orch dorks, and hate those chior kids.
Those band geeks play better than the football team.
I'm such a band geek, I'm at school 2 hours before it starts, 4 days a week so I can be in jazz band, have advanced band every day in 5th period, and on Wed. I have sax lessons!
Band Geek by Bre April 25, 2005
A complete and massive orgasm that covers the entire immediate area, and all carbon-based lifeforms in said area.
Kyle: Oh my God, Felice is typerbating!

Joey: Holy shit! Sick!

Bryan: I think I just Geebsed!
Geebsed by That Wynd Guy September 23, 2008

Geek kiss 

When two people lean in for a passionate embrace and their spectacles clash making an adorable clinking sound
"Oh Kerry that was such a geek kiss" said Karl dissapointedly after bashing glasses with his wife!
Geek kiss by Samebluesky July 13, 2012