St. Gertrude's

A great school which is constently having to compete with the "smart young ladies" at collegiate and st catherines. Both schools spend their time dissing "dirty gerties" simply because of their extreme jealousy. They ramble on about us getting more ass than them and getting it from their guys, which allows them to write about it on a website just to totally embarass themselves. They think that going to our school is an insult, think again.. its an honor to be able to do what we can do.. party harder than any other girls in RIC.

St cats: hey, wats up for tonight?
st cats 2: im not sure.. im thinkin about staying home but my daddy might take me car shopping..
st cats: man.. i thought u and i were goin to get together and cry ourselves to sleep tonight be everyone at our school sux
collegiate girl: o what. crying?... bc both of our schools suck?! im in!

by saints beat it January 29, 2005

gertude

a name for a penis usually small and way smaller than wallid

oh you have a gertude its so small its cute

by lololololololol0lolololololol March 1, 2017

gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack

My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie

by Tanbeer December 21, 2016

Dirty Gertrude

Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.

"My buddy Eric tried a Dirty Gertrude with me last night, it was great!"

by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021

Gerty

1. An older boyfriend with beard(s)

your boyfriend is a total gerty

by huttison December 27, 2010

Gert

an abnormally large anus

This chick I just met had a GERT....

by dragn_99 September 14, 2009

gertrude

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

by BD Crew August 15, 2009