Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glumpaslum

The type of girl that gets mad when you chill with your homiesinstead of her

John -omg bro I can't hang today my girls a total glumpaslum

by Hirarreh crinton October 11, 2016

Glumptaloolagus

Brother

Your a glumptaloolagus!!

by Fluffyflipflops January 23, 2017

glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm

person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!

by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017

glumflaggel

When an old wrinkly bitch sucks you dry

Bill: Yo Tom your grandma gave me a sick ass glumflaggel

by Crustydickcheese October 21, 2018

glumbunxious

When some ones is really good looking

Your so glumbunxious

by Mr.chipotle July 8, 2019

Glumbugged

/Adjective/

1. A sudden overwhelming rush of feelings of severe despondency and dejection that can start and end within one hour or even up to a week.

2. A temporary depression that can happen either abruptly or in relation to an unfortunate revelation/event.

* Could also be called: Glum

"I was told that Bryan was seeing someone, and out of nowhere, I was glumbugged about it. It's okay though, I ate him and his girlfriend's heart out right after. Anyway, whose concert were we going to?"

by SlickySlick! March 31, 2019