Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.

Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!

by Jack N. Eoff September 29, 2008

globing

To go out partying for the sole purpose of picking up chicks, e.g. "getting globes" (titties, see globes).

I went out globing every Friday night for seven months and still didn't get any.

by Fegelein March 31, 2007

growing boner

adverb; when a boner (usually attained at night when you're about to sleep) feels as if its growing and gives a sort of pain. It doesn't help to masturbate, takes about 5 minutes to wear off. Not to be mistaken for sickle cell disease.

Ho:Wth is that?
You:Oh shit *pain* its a growing boner, get me some ice.

by DaBoneDoctor March 28, 2010

Gloving

when a bromance takes on a new level of intimacy and becomes gay-loving.

differences between a bromance and gloving include are subtle. in a celebration, a bro might SLAP another's ass. two men gloving might SQUEEZE the other's ass. Basically, more touchy than a bromance.

examples include:
two guys stage kissing, GLOVING
constant feeling and squeezing of the other man's breasts (moobs) and areas. GLOVING

by Grkoz September 5, 2011

Snow Globing

When you and some of your closest friends capture an unsuspecting victim and throw them in a couldron full of boiling honey and then you and said friends simultaneously jizz into said couldron while the victim in inside and then you put the lid on and push it over.

“Remember when we were snow globing billy last weekend?“ “That was hilarious”.

by Nignog44 November 20, 2017

growing mushrooms

Sitting for a long while

My little brother hasn't been doing his chores, he's just hanging around the house , growing mushrooms.

by Little dapper August 10, 2017

Guerilla Growing

Growing large amounts of anything all at one time.

My guerilla growing operation down by the pool is MASSIVE.

by Magicx July 14, 2009