Gloat Goat

An annoying person who brags loudly over something stupid or unimportant.

John (playing an online game): "I only have one more zombie to kill, and then I win again. For the fifth time in a row."

Sally (playing the same game): "Shut up, gloat goat, before I stomp your ass."

by t1234 June 2, 2009

globtard

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

Glothing

Glothing™:Dance Fashions to Glow Your Mind; the sickest rave clothing made from neon fabric and glow sticks (that are easily replaceable) merging fashion, dancing, and music for crazy nights and better memories

"What are you gonna wear to the concert tonight?"
"GLOTHING!"
"Fuck. Yes."

by fishsmackdown September 22, 2011

glottal stop

The sound British people make in place of the "t" sound when they say "water bottle".

1: I'm Bri'ish and I need a wo'er bo'el right now
2: How many glottal stops was that?

by EEDNB September 24, 2020

gloth

A mythical planet in the allegorical book series of The Glothic Tales.

The planet Gloth is located in a very small area in the very far bottom left hand corner of a long outer spiral arm of a galaxy called the Milky Way. Being the sixth planet from the sun in a system of twelve planets called Sun System One, it is conveniently located and benefits economically from being the central hub that lured the headquarters of literally thousands of industrial monopolies and is a tax haven for hundreds and hundreds of banks and lenders of last resort.

by septimity November 26, 2015

The Ole' Float & Gloat

When a god damned mosquito gets some of your blood, then persists to fly about your head so that you can't sleep.

That rat bastard is giving me the ole' float & gloat!!!

by levvvviosa June 13, 2019

Gloat

Greatest Legend of All Time. G.L.O.A.T is used an acronym. Evolution of the Goat or Goated. Mainly used for future Hall of Famers or someone whom is known for their craft.

Ted: Ninja is such a goat.
Jack: He is truly going to GLOAT.
Jennifer: Been goat in midst of his gaming career.
Ted: Most certainly will be a GLOAT someday!

by Evan Summers April 14, 2020