Garfar

Garfar means vomit, garfar is a very disgusting vomit.

I feel like i'm gonna garfar.

by Glacmas September 6, 2017

garfsexual

If someone’s says he’s garfsexual, call the authorities and run away from him

Person 1: did you know Paul is garfsexual?
Person 2: we should probably avoid him from now on
Person 1: agreed

by Proud_garfsexual June 20, 2019

Simon and Garfunky

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.

-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."

by tea and toast. July 9, 2009

Garfunkling

In the episode The Prime Minister of The Flight of The Conchords, the sexual act of dressing up like Art Garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle in order to please a fan of his.

Guy 1: I went home with this hot chick, but I didn't spend the night.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's into garfunkling, and I left my wig at home.

by flmumb March 5, 2009

garfinkling

Named after Harold Garfinkle, the act of violating social norms to see whether they are social norms.

Dude, he just started garfinkling around the place, taking a sip out of everyone's drinks.

by Alex Halavais December 1, 2007

garfg

meaning bobby, in drunk language.

"hey man, what your name","GARFG",(pukes)

by mr.dick January 3, 2009

Garfield Complex

A condition in which you share similarities to the comic strip feline Garfield. Be it his excessive laziness, his narcissistic behavior, or more commonly his love for the layered pasta dish lasagna

i wish i didn't have a Garfield complex, I've put on 20 lbs since last week

*yea i know bad example

by ChronoSapien December 31, 2011