Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.
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Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
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A flash animating group on www.newgrounds.com. They are on the same lines as the clock crew and lock legion, but instead of clocks and locks for faces, they have glock handguns. A glock character is usually an object or fruit with a glock for eyes. When one of these talks, A rotating bullet appears over their head. The glock group uses "gug" as their symbol. It has no literal meaning. Glock group is abbreviated as "GG"
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I carry a baby glock because its compact and easier to conceal, but it can still drop a mothafucka because its a .45
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gangbanger two:i woulda pulled out my glock nine and popped that nigga.
gangbanger two:i woulda pulled out my glock nine and popped that nigga.
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