x wing fingering

A superior form of fingering. Take the middle finger and cross it over the index finger forming an "x". Maneuver them straight down her trench and skim the surface. The target area is only two inches wide. It's a small thermal haven, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should cause an explosion. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction! Only those strong in the force are able to acquire their target.

Mo: "I was Red Five last night."
Lo: "Aw yeah! X wing fingering - did she scream 'Stay on Target!' ?"

by Mashers69 June 25, 2016

funging it

-to ditch close friends for people you just met
-to intend to be a kanofka

Ashley is funging it with Mike.
I can't beleive the bitch is funging it.

by The Prez April 7, 2007

Fingering

The process of blindly locating a jack or outlet on an electronic device.

Joe: Hey hurry up and plug in the cable!

Matt: Hold on I'm fingering it...

Joe: Alight well hurry up Pulp Fiction can't wait!

by Kevinfultz4 March 6, 2011

Fingering

Fingering is when a woman has a orgasm and starts to put her finger in her pussy. Guys do that to their partners before sex usually in foreplay. It feels really good but weird at the same time. It is sort of like a really small penis. When you are masturbating (and if you are a woman) you should finger yourself.

Last night, Chris put his favorite porno movie on and I had a huge orgasm and started fingering myself. He then started to fuck me and then my parents walked in. Well lets just say, I'm in trouble.

by bigtit July 28, 2007

Fangerbing

The discreet way of saying you had two in the pink

Man, I really fangerbing'd that girl last night

by Jixximal July 1, 2009

fingering

What a guy does when he is afraid to blow his load too early.

guy, " oh god I'm gonna cum"... pulls out and starts fingering girl
girl,"Oh GOD!"
guy,"man, I'm good in bed"

by T MUTHAFUCKIN HILL April 29, 2005

Fingering the Cat

A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.

Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"

by Captain Jackoff November 15, 2011