fudgefucker

Person who enjoys consorting with partners who are gravitationallly challenged.

Honey, you must be looking for Jim. He's the local fudgefucker. I don't date anyone who won't fit into my Caprice.

by Steve Hassim January 17, 2004

Fudge-packer

See author named Si

Yes, his name is Mike and he loves himself.

by Hey Seuss! January 20, 2005

fudge packer

(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.

Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.

by cherylswrong February 25, 2011

Fudge-Packer

usually also someone who is a Chanh

Most gay men also suck Dingos

by Tyler April 1, 2004

fudgenucker

A name given to a person just because.
Has no vulgar meaning.

He is a fudgenucker.

by Terek Eyson October 8, 2003

fudgepackerite

Like Superman's Kryptonite, a gay's weakness!

Joey the ass bandit prefers older men, its his fudgepackerite!

by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021

Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise

OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer

by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023