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FuckWit

A person who was blasted out the womb like a Canon and shot out the window at birth
Kiss my ass, FuckWit!
by TommyTazadeh April 24, 2023
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Fuckwit

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Someone who is so fucking stupid, they dont have emotional intelligence and dont have any real intellect. theyre just stupid. What makes a fuckwit a real fuckwit is that theyre so stupid they dont know theyre stupid. They go around pontificating that they know this and they know that and they know something else but really theyre full of shit. They are totally full of shit
You are a real fuckwit.
by XenZeFelon August 15, 2023
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Fuckwit

A dude or a chick that can’t handle watching other ppl succeed at doing something they are good at because they have a unusually low testosterone situation , or have only had one partner which they married incase they never got another chance , which causes them to cause alot of drama about the persons activity because they get when winners are sad and pissed off haha
That fuckwit just ripped me off when I bought festival tickets , now I can’t go and bust a move , or bust a nut without causing a fucking scene
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Super fuckwit

Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha
Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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massimo the bumssimo
Hi, I am massimo the bumsimmo, I am a fuckwit
by ukaiyYT January 30, 2022
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A person who could be extremely intelligent if he (usually) - or, she/they etc. (unusually) - desires intelligence; yet, he (she/they etc…) prefers to lack intelligence. Similar to several types of personality disorder (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)
I hope that the court will prove he’s a fuckwit
by Ho_Kepos April 18, 2022
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A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
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