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Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.
Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.
by Adzybrah October 17, 2017
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Super fuckwit

Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha
Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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chinless-fuckwit

A chinless fuckwit is a person who has neither a chin, nor a brain. This chinless-fuckwit usually is an old white guy living on a farm. Chinless fuckwit's also have a tendency to vote for a Right Wing party.
"Damn, that guy with all that Donald Trump memorabilia surely is a chinless-fuckwit." "This guy is such a chinless -fuckwit because he has no brain or even a chin."
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Vainglorious Fuckwit

Term defining Donald Trump and/or all known associates, past and present.
"Did you read the latest 2 am rage tweet by that vainglorious fuckwit in the White House?
by Cantankerous Coot June 5, 2025
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wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.
Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.
by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021
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half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'
Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?
by involutia October 31, 2025
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fuckity shit

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020
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