Fucktional

Functional complete dysfunction aka Shystem's Function that is FUBAR Fucked UP ~ SHIFUBAR!!! ~ yet barely functioning.

“When criminals gain possession of the State machinery – as we KNOW Corporate-Political Elites have done – the Corporation State continues to function because fear, mediocrity and corruption in office, salaried position and general-practiced citizenry cannot summon the moral courage to WITHHOLD OUR COLLABORATION!”

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)

NACTZ1 'Rule' in AOTEAROA New Zealand will mean the complete PRe-Veil of Globalized, Neo-Bellum, Neo-Colonial, Neolobotomized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Zombieconomic WaffeFF Fucktional Faschism, and WE'RE fucken DONE if that happens.

by PartisanZ July 11, 2023

fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.

Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"

by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024

Fuckalation

The repeated poor treatment by customer service agents of large corporations. Getting terrible service or no service at all and absolutely no resolution to your issues with a product or program you have already paid for.

After 14 attempts of contacting ABC corps customer care line and online customer support chats it was apparent I was part of the “Fuckalation” that is today’s customer service

by GoBlue1020 April 18, 2024

Funktuation

Ending a question or statement with an appropriate fart.

Funktuation would be a stinky, noisy fart at the end of the statement “I brought you a surprise” <farts>.

by CleverGrrrrl November 25, 2024

Fuckatianted

Extremely overwhelmed, exhausted, or stressed, often to the point of mental or physical burnout. In a state of frustration or disorientation caused by chaotic or demanding circumstances.

1. "I’m completely fuckatianted after that long week at work."

2. "She looked fuckatianted after handling all those issues."

by Gsgsshsgsgshshauayah February 10, 2025

Fuckatron

Someone who is doing extreme hardcore sex

"Soo... Are you into the usual type of fucking or... Are you Fuckatron?"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

by 800five February 19, 2025

Fuckawation

A fucked up situation

Bro I’m in a fuckawation

by Cup sniffer March 30, 2025