Ride the Frack

To stand barefoot while a fracking operation occurs, preferably on hardwood or grass while thoroughly altered. Feel the rollercoaster of the earth vibrating beneath your feet. It's free entertainment, enjoy the spicy air tomorrow.

After work, I go home, get high, and ride the frack.

"I will not ban fracking." - Kamala Harris, presidential debate, 2024

by MindMunger November 23, 2024

Frack Job

A sexual position in which the man "drills" the woman in her asshole, which leads to her releasing her "natural gases.
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".

"Hey,you want to give me a frack job?"
"Sure, just let me get my hard hat."

by theattorney January 7, 2021

Frack

A suspicious stew made entirely of crushed up Bibles, 2 American flags, 1 British flag, 7 plastic bags of cocain, blood from the founder of WhatsApp, 7 of Elon Musk's hair folicals, 4 goat heads, and the decomposing body of Moby Dick.

The doctor made a Frack Needle using some Frack.

by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025

Fracking

When the receiving partner consumes laxative and proceeds to be fucked in the rectum, the giver of the two then pisses inside, softening up the shit. As the giver pulls out a mixture of fecal matter and piss flow upwards and outwards as if their anus has just been fracked.

Simon: Hey bro just finished fracking the GF.
Jack: Messy. You should look at a career in CSG exploration.
Simon: Nah bro I just like to frack ass.

by Buncho'blokes December 11, 2015

Fracking

When a girl is in the missionary position with their legs spread wide getting absolutely drilled by a big ole black hog in the planking position. Essentially mimicking a drill pipe being thrusted into a hole.

Got home from work last night only to find my wife getting Fracked by our mail man.

Can’t wait to get a good old fashioned fracking this weekend.

by Big wiggums April 18, 2024

fracking

no not that

Did you see that article from instinct magazine?
Oh, the fracking?
no not that xxxxx

by klop klop September 15, 2020

Fracking

The process of administering an enema to your sexual partner and making them hold it in their anus until anal pentration has been achieved.

Honey, get the drop cloth, we're fracking tonight.

by Fracking_1 July 11, 2016