Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

Floppy Joe

A sexual act that involves having sex with an unerected penis.

Andrew's dad gave me a Floppy Joe last night.

by Fat Goodies August 14, 2006

fappy

When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut

John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours

by a man and his sausage September 23, 2015

floppy [taco]

the loose vagina of a woman; a loose woman

That woman is a/ has a floppy taco

by Taylor November 13, 2003

Floppy Sombrero

When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.

She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.

by shit your balls September 12, 2008

Big Ol' Floppy

1. A flaccid penis; a penis that is not fully erect. More specifically, when the penis is in between the fully flaccid and fully erect stages; can be described as the "meaty" stage

2. A vagina that is stretched out to the point that the lower rim of said vagina has reached the anus; likely from years of promiscuity and/or giant penis(es).

1. Woman: "Is my striptease getting your dick hard?"
Man:"Naw, but I still got a big ol' floppy"

2. Man 1: "Dude I heard you hooked up with that chick last night, how was that?"
Man 2: "Lame, that bitch had a big ol' floppy, it was like humping a hula-hoop"

by Professor D-Bag March 16, 2009

Floppy Disk Carrying Case

A device for transporting and protecting 3.5 inch floppy disks.

My floppy disk carrying case got wet when it rained, but my floppy disk remained intact and performing at a high level due to the water resistance of the carrying case.

by floppy disk guy March 2, 2004