Flute boys 

A wack ass name given to the flute section in marching band because they wanted to be the frat boys

“AYO FLUTES WHAT IS YOUR SECTION DRESSED AS” “the frat boys” “hah the flute boys”

Flute boys by YOUR MOM AGY July 26, 2021

flute trombone 

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

flute trombone by Mootillda November 13, 2021

Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.

Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"

Flute Salad by Teky.SB August 31, 2022

Flute Banded

When your friends trick you into getting cheated out of your money to start a puruvian flute band

GOD DAMN IT I GOT FLUTE BANDED!!!!!!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Flute Banded by Poo Poo Fart Bart February 28, 2026

flute gulp

The act of quickly chugging the remaining mimosa in your champagne flute the moment you see the brunch server approaching with a carafe, emptying the glass so you qualify for a full top-off. A strategic maneuver for maximizing bottomless mimosa intake.

Not to be confused with a chambong, which is an actual device. A flute gulp requires no equipment — just timing and commitment.

Ironically, the flute gulp finds the "bottom" of a bottomless mimosa while also ensuring the largest possible refill.

Fun fact: a champagne flute holds roughly the same number of fluid ounces as the average mouth can hold without swallowing, making it the ideal vessel for the technique.

Kelle spotted the carafe coming and pulled off a perfect flute gulp. Got a full refill out of it.

flute gulp by bromart June 6, 2026

blow it like a flute 

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.

Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute

blow it like a flute by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017

Blow it like a flute 

For all you kpop fans that have gathered to find out what Luhan meant
Blow it like a flute- to give one a blowjob

Luhan- I told my girl to blow it like a flute last night.
Jun- But you ain't got a girl bro.

Blow it like a flute by Blowitlikkaflute July 31, 2020