flushing

I never used to flush the toilet until I was completely finished. Then, later on in life, I realized how rude this was. To stinkify the air that way. So I adopted the policy of timing the first flush so that the shit was immediately flushed away as soon as it hit the water. Of course, additional flushes were required for any more crap that was produced. Then more flushes for the toilet paper that came next. Overall, I flush at least 3 times for every crap but sometimes as many as 5.

I flushed immediately so as not to stink up the restroom.

by Queenshit October 9, 2003

fletching

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.

Those men were fletching with my gerbil!

by Joo February 9, 2004

Fletching

Falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock.

"Oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the G-man fletching at his desk again!"

by Gee Monayy August 30, 2009

Fletching

To suck man paste out of the ass of some dirty girl, probabaly a gloucester bird.

johnny fletched his mum til she turned inside out

by AM November 12, 2003

Lunching

To eat at around 12 or 1.

Big Beefy Jimmy and I were lunching at a French Bistro over tea last Sunday. It was splendid.

by Olivemarie October 11, 2011

fletching

to tie a piece of bacon to a piece of string and invite your partener to swallow it. then rut them up the arse, holding onto the piece of string, at the moment of climax pull on the sring, causing your partener to gag and giving you an even tighter hole to bring you off. (probably for homo use only)

when it was my turn to dominate i gave roderick a damn good fletching.

by gusto December 30, 2003

2 for flinching

When you make someone flinch you punch them twice, but if you make contact with the other person they get two punches on you

Yo that’s 2 for flinching bro

by Lowe Sims pp October 20, 2021