fluber

a fat ass that has a lot of junk in there belly or a**.

man that skank at school is a fluber

by justenman January 29, 2008

Log Flume

Similar to an upper decker, however the turd is taken in the upper tank of a gravity fed toilet (those which the tank is suspended 6ft up). When flushed the turd is sent flying down the pipe fed by gravity and makes a large splash similar to that of a log flume ride.

"Woah! Man I've just been log flumed!!"

by Josh Bird September 9, 2006

flumen

An unusually long penis associated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small testicles about the size of peas (this would be flumentitis). It is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.

Person 1: Did you hear about Craig's junk? His dick is huge and his balls are really small.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was hospitalized for flumentitis.

by shitstain212593 January 16, 2008

Ned Fulmer

A Youtuber and 1/4 of BuzzFeed's TryGuys. A man so in love with his wife he'd murder a boat full of Italian babies. Highly competitive and a dominant alpha male, he can be sweet until you mess with him.

Example:
Guy 1: Isn't that blonde girl cute?
Ned Fulmer: I will destroy you and your family if you look at my wife again!

by KorndiddyFan June 29, 2017

flamer

an extemely gay person who loves men

kyle schultz is a major flamer

by dssdfa June 10, 2005

waka flocka flamer

a name haters have given to the rapper waka flocka flame.

homeboy 1-what's that on the radio?
homeboy 2- waka flocka flamer...

by $lightly $hady March 21, 2010

flamer

a man who puts on a button-down, pink shirt with three buttons undone, torn jeans from abercrombie, flip flops, silk underwear and mousse in his hair and then heads out and cries to a barbra streisand musical, after which he goes to starbucks, where he orders a cappuccino, which he enjoys while reading an article in "vogue" about how to please your man. after all this, the "man" goes to the gap for some shopping and then heads out for a manicure and hair appointment.

the damn flamer couldn't stop talking about clothing materials, so i showed him the newest playboy and he quickly dissapeared

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005