Flick and Float

when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.

Dude, I just got a text to go to a Flick and Float... whats that?

Its when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.

Dude who wants to go to that

by Pinkpolarbeat August 31, 2010

Floater

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

pine float

A toothpick in/with a cup of water. The sign of a cheap date. This is an older term from the midwest, ask your parents.

"Let me take you out tonight girl. Pine floats on me."

by Matthew T. Green September 11, 2005

float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

by tneveca August 25, 2009

floatatious

High ability to float.

Awesome buoyancy properties.

Finis sells floatatious fins.

by Swimmer Lisa March 22, 2009

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

floaner

Experiencing an erection in water. A "floating boner".

floa(ting) + (bo)ner = floaner

A floaner is usually in a pool or jacuzzi as the result of massage jets.

by youbettawork123 April 9, 2010