Dude, I just got a text to go to a Flick and Float... whats that?
Its when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.
Dude who wants to go to that
Its when you jack off in a pool and your cum floats to the surface.
Dude who wants to go to that
by Pinkpolarbeat August 31, 2010
Get the Flick and Float mug.Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons
Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.
Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.
by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004
Get the Floater mug.A toothpick in/with a cup of water. The sign of a cheap date. This is an older term from the midwest, ask your parents.
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Get the pine float mug.v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."
My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"
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