Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022

Flinting

When double fisting a woman with open hands, one hand in the vagina and one hand in the anus and rubbing back and forth like you are trying to start a fire

Man, she really loved it when i started flinting her

by DRGREGDRGREG April 26, 2022

Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown

"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"

by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023

Funting

The act of fish hunting

Hey Mike wanna go funting?
I went funting with my dad and caught a giant bass

by FuntingFanatic November 19, 2022

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

Fauning

Light rain, when the sky turns yellow.

"Bro, I they never said it was gonna be fauning today."

by Ieatlizards April 15, 2023

Flaningalar

A dude who ain't shit, ain't got shit, ain't ever gonna do or give a shit but you'll still end up paying his bills & having few his babies...

Damn, He must be king-ding-a-ling to been able get that sugamama hold it down & have his babies. "He's a master flaningalar".

by georgiablu4u May 6, 2023