flat tire weed

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009

flat-topped

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.

You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.

by Ming64 March 28, 2018

Flat Earther

The Flat Earth Society is the group with the lowest scoring IQ. With an average IQ of 10 they are more retarded than any other humans. Flat Earthers live in their moms basement together with their laptop that they stole from the World Trade Center before it collapsed (They are also the reason why 9/11 happened).

Flat Earther: The Earth is flat!
Not retarded person: No it isn't :explains why the earth isn't flat with real scientific proof:.
Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist :talks about shit that dosen't make sense:.
Not retarded person: i give up.

by polsgfpothgmhfglhtohpfogkpfgol October 15, 2019

flat screen shawty

Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.

"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"

by chefan93 October 4, 2009

flat 12

The flat of illrepute, sodomy and general bashing of the bishop. Generally unwelcoming to 'non-locals' the flat occasionally opens its doors to the public for the weekly 'ring-of-fire' event. Habitants form a menagerie of wit, nudity and idiocy. Forget Mount Olympus; this is the home of the gods.

When i die i hope i go to flat 12

I wish i lived in Flat 12

by Hogeybear February 3, 2010

Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.

Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.

by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020

flat chested

A woman/girl with very small or no breasts. Usually seen as a curse but some people like the lack of boobs.

Jay: YO MAN that bitch be flat chested
Carol: Damn that's so fucking hot

by Kona-Chan March 31, 2016