spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

Financial Rape

Financial Rape - When a business or organization fails to monetarily compensate you for your services to your expectations.

Home Depot commits financial rape by paying people $5 an hour.

by Cam.EcksDee August 11, 2024

Financially Upbeat

Wealthy spiritually, physically, and sexually

" Hunter is such a Financially Upbeat guy."

by Dude bro5 March 28, 2017

financially constipated

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.

My boss must be financially constipated. I haven't recieved my pay cheque for a month!!

by Kip HT September 13, 2006

financial Broccoli

Financial Broccoli is sound advice on how to keep your finances healthy. However, some might consider it something hard to digest or in poor taste.

Now, that's enough financial broccoli, let's move on to the stock market changes.

by Wisdom4Why April 20, 2024

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich May 31, 2018