Flung

Interchangeable with the word "turnt". When someone is extremely enembriated and unable to make rational decisions. A word to express how drunk you are.

Bro - how you feelin bro?!
Bro #2 - I'm fucking flung bro, I just pissed on some girls dog!

by DJ Khaleb September 30, 2016

FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc

1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.

by Karen_Eliot October 12, 2016

Flungry

When you are flustered but hungry at the same time

"i'm so flungry i could simultaneously have a panic attack and eat a whole pizza"

by WrinklyPotato and LittlePrince July 7, 2017

Flunge

When a girls vagina looks puffy like a marshmallow

That girl in the club had a bulge, clearly had a flunge

by bedroom knowledge January 22, 2018

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018

Falunctuous

Something that is very nice to look at

That girl has a falunctuous booty.

by King_Chaice January 31, 2019

fiuncée

a future ex-wife; a woman soon to be divorced.

I need to discuss the custody schedule again with my fiuncée.

by humanifold March 27, 2019