slap on Flex Tape

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.

Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!

by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

Flex Tape

A type of adhesive tape meant to be water and weather resistant. Well known by an infomercial hosted by Phil Swift.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"

by barnardsloop01 October 8, 2017

Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

by harhar54 February 7, 2010

X-File

A term used to describe a freakish, unexplainable event often relating to the paranormal.

I swear there were aliens in my room last night...this must really be an X File!

by 42 May 13, 2005

flex my guns

To flex your arm muscles (especially the biceps and triceps). Generally performed to intimidate males and impress females.

The Unconventional Tzar: I once squelched an entire revolution in Pre-Soviet Russia, and all I had to do was flex my guns in the peasants' faces.

by theunconventionaltzar December 14, 2009

Flex Mag

Purgatory. Where one minute feels like an eternity, and dreams go to die. No mind is safe from its ravaging claws as you're dragged into oblivion.

God help us we're at the Flex Mag right now. I'd rather get Dustin Arko'd right now than be here.

by TheRedGladiator January 4, 2023

snap file

A mental picture one stores in their memory; later used to fap with. (Take a snap pic for the snap file) A snap file can be accessed whenever; when you're in the pooper, bed or even at the tire shop.

Winthorp- Oi mate! you see that milf over there? Redginol- Oh, datass by the slurpee machine? Winthorp- yeah, we'll put that one in the snap file..

by justhereforaday June 13, 2010