Dirty Fender

An Act Similar To The Dirty Sanchez Yet Instead Of Using The Penis, One Uses His Own Finger And Either Rubs It Under His Nose GIving Himself A Poo Mustache.

Billy Gave Himself The Dirty Fender.

by R 2 The G May 24, 2007

Fester & Nose Inc.

Fester & Nose
Shoes Incorperated
(and Wheelie)

Products: Shoes, Vacuums, Rugs, and the Occasional Lamp!
Location: 1313 Shoebox Lane

im going to fester and nose to buy my new kicks.

by django June 19, 2004

fennered

To be fennered is the ultimate honour in the town of Eastbourne, predominantly it is a honour bestowed on females but this could vary given the amount of Jagerbombs included in the situation. When your "fennered", expect to awake with a hangover and sore orifices.

Chaznay : "Hey Chardonnay, I brought this hottie back to my caravan in Peacehaven last night and I'm aching so much, the dude left straight after he saw the pics of my kids, even the one that was taken into care"

Chardonnay : "Don't worry hun, you've been Fennered that's all......get yourself checked out though that hound has been everywhere and he never gets himself down to the clap clinic"

by A friend who cares April 9, 2013

fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

fender scrape

When your wife wrecks your truck and as consolation she lets you wreck her wagina

Fender Scrape: We conceived our first child because of the great fender scrape of 2007.

by Hslammer November 21, 2017

Festers Quest

Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.

"Bro, Festers Quest is the worst!"

"Honestly I wish I never got this piece of shit game"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019

Feter

A unit of length in the impetric system of measurements. A feter is a quarter of a meter. A feter (or fet in short) is close to a foot in length.

Bob: How tall are you?
You: I'm seven feters tall
Bob: wut?

by PragmaticProgress November 30, 2019