A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.
Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.
Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
by john1million March 1, 2014
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Go cuddy with the guy down the road who can afford to pay for what you love and after you get over your fetty fit, come back here so I can lock you down in my trailer. I can't afford your fetty fits!
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a Felyx is generally very unique and strong willed who just wants to be loved.
a Felyx is generally very unique and strong willed who just wants to be loved.
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