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kevin federline

1) A bottom feeder that feeds on feces off the bottom of dirty fish tanks. In its natural habitat, can be seen wearing wifebeater, acting black. This creature draws attention to itself by "rapping."

2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.
mom: study or you will become a Kevin Federline in the future.
by Smart Guy Period November 27, 2007
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Melon the Federals

The act of hurling a watermelon from a great distance at a figure of authority.
Looks like its time to MELON THE FEDERALS!
by Patterson25 July 14, 2011
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Federlined

When a loser (scrub) impregnates a woman that earns a higher income, drives her to the point of insanity, so much she shaves her head, then gains custody over any offspring and then receives child support from the mother.
After he took her to dinner, she spent the next 12 months getting federlined.

You just got federlined, Bitch!
by Mike Amelsgone June 28, 2011
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World Taekwondo Federation

1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.

2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck
1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?

Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts

2. While picking my lil sister up from school

Me: So howd your class go?

Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.

Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!
by MW2CuBu November 27, 2009
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Fedelisk

The act of jizzing out of the facehole. Such an act commonly occurs both publicly and privately, and usually leaves a significant amount of debris. The intensity of the fedelisk is determined by the amount of excitement by the person at the time.

Unlike regular jizzing, one can fedelisk multiple times in one sitting, such as during a very good movie, song, or similar form of entertainment. Fedelisking can also occur when one sees a very attractive mate. Since there are no symptoms of fedelisking, it is impossible to know when someone, even the victim him/herself, is about to fedelisk. Ask your doctor if fedelisking is right for you.
Susan: “This is my sister, Tanya.”
Ron: “HEH!”
Susan: “Euh, how about you clean that up.”
Ron: “How bout I Fedelisk, HHEEEEEH!”

Carl: “Ahh, who fedelisked all over Theater 2? Now I have to clean it.”
Dr. Jackson: “I think it was the homeless man who just left.”
by tothewillymobile August 14, 2011
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federlined

When a girl starts off relatively decent, good morals, good job, lack of slutty tattoos but then starts dating a trashy guy and slowly declines to his level of trashiness.
Britney Spears

"Sheila was on the honor roll until she met Chris, now she's got a tramp stamp and has a beer gut at the age of 19."
"Yeah, he straight up federlined her."
by DylanYork October 30, 2007
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kevin federline

a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money
lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes

rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline
by ajb18 January 10, 2008
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