Features

Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.

Jim shit the fuck up you features.

Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.

by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006

Cunt Features

To be a likened to the female gentials in the facial area

His face was so mishapened, he had some terrible Cunt Features

Shut the fuck up Cunt Features

by Emmanuelle the first January 10, 2008

Features

derived from Cunt features, a very ugly or stupid person. It is said to describe but most importantly disguise you from a beating.

Man:Look at that features.
Otherman:he has a dirty features face.

man:look at that fucking stupid cunt features i hope that features dies a horrible death.
otherman: you not wrong there i heard he also beats up old people, what a features.

by Jimsy June 23, 2006

slut features

yet again another insult

by freak child October 11, 2003

very special features

When you take your dick, put it in a DVD, and fap with it.

Jared: Hey man have you seen my Alien VS. Predator DVD?
Aaron: Oh yeah, about that, I used it for my very special features.
Jared: Goddammit!

by Agent_D13 April 15, 2014

Fatures

Any distinct fat areas on the body that are noticable whether it be through clothing or otherwise.

As she sat in her chair, her fatures of the booty became very visible. Someone cover it with a blanket!

by SugarfaceC October 26, 2010

different features

Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.

Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*

by Sexee March 25, 2018