fasted

To get extremely intoxicated. A step higher than the term "wasted". The word comes from when "fucking wasted" is used together. Fasted is a shortened version of that.

"Let's go get fasted at the bar!"

"I got fasted and threw up everywhere last night."

by Julio Escavez September 10, 2006

Fapstercake

To ice a cake, cupcake etc. with seamen by ejaculating onto the baked good of choice.

John fapstercaked the cupcakes after he baked them.

by Le noob August 13, 2012

Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

Fapster

1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Ah Fasteeeeeer

Used in sex when you ask your partner to thrust faster

Girl: Ah Fasteeeeeer~~!

by karmakillerxxx June 28, 2019

fasten you up

To kick someone's ass. Beat them down.

If you play yourself, ima fasten you up.

by King Arkeam April 18, 2008

fagster

A spiffy alternative to faggot

Man that prep guy is such a fagster

by girky gurl April 27, 2003