fast food

food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses

c'mon mommy let's eat at mcdonald's we can get a wiener burger, then we can go to NAWGLA

by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004

how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"

Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.

by Homosheshuals January 14, 2023

Fast food

Taken only occasionally (like once a week), the quick and exquisitely delicious food of the gods, require no preparation whatsoever besides the adding of delicious condiments, eaten quickly so you can get back to your busy life.

Taken often or too quickly in a short time, a horribly greasy foodstuff that will leave you with such short-term side effects like headache, vertigo, and a bad feeling in the stomach, not too mention more serious long-term effects. Can also drain your wallet if eaten too often.

The guilty pleasure of almost all people in the industrialized world (especially the Americans, and I'm an American and I acknowledge that).

I sat down for a meal of fast food with my friends Taco Bell. I haven't had them in a long time and they were damn excellent! The flavor mixed perfectly and my trusty cup of Mountain Dew washed it down perfectly...

After eating a half pound cheeseburger and medium fries for dinner two days in a row, Erick began to feel dizzy, felt the runs coming on, and wished he hadn't gotten the 1/2 pounder and large plate of fries.

by LoveTheCheeseburger January 18, 2011

fast ass

someone who gives it up too fast or is easy

that girl is a fast ass

by anynomus person hahaha August 27, 2007

Fast Food Restaurant

Any restaurant where you can see mexicans cooking on a grill right behind the cash register, and fat people purchasing incredibly unhealthy food, but getting diet soda because they are in fact on a "diet"

I went to a fast food restaurant and saw the mexican on the grill scratch his balls and then touch my fries

by Dunski23 April 11, 2009

hold fast

To bear down, grit it out, stay the course

Originally a Norwegian nautical term (hold tight) referring to the importance of securely gripping a ship's rigging.

Times are tough right now but we got to hold fast and ride it out.

by j_crook April 11, 2016

Fast Food Politeness

Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.

Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"

by darkmyst January 26, 2006