Fard

Fard is fart but the t is a d
and also kinda a meme

i fard and shid in my pants
i smell fards

by PurpleImpostor August 24, 2021

im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

fard

adj. Fucking hard; very difficult. Also, very solid.

That quiz was fard.

Say, that needle was fard to find.

It's fard to fuck that fugly bitch.

I'm fard.

by Al-Mac January 19, 2008

Le epic doodoo fard

When you shart next to your crush, and have to pretend it was professional and that you speak french

Crush; Ew was that poop I can smell it
Me; No, that was a Le epic doodoo fard
Crush; AAAHAHHHAAAHAA I"M GONNA CUM CAUSE IM A TRAP

by Kids are just fleshlights October 19, 2021

fard

Synonymous with fart, but implies that the subject or person saying the word is mentally defficient. Related and often synonymous with farded. Also related to shid and shidded.

"Fug, I just done a big fard.

Mmmm very stinky fard"

by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018

fard

to apply makeup while driving

Jen: It was tragic how Shelley lost her eye while she was farding.

by Timmy May 31, 2004

faradox

ZzZz

blow me

by titan February 23, 2003