Fappening

Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle

Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!

Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.

by Deucemaster September 24, 2014

fappé

A person with an androgynous appearance and facial features.

That muscular guy whose working out is totally fappé because he has such a delicate facial structure.

by fromtheburbs April 8, 2011

fapper

To look so good that one could be masturbated to. Combination of "dapper" and "fap".

Oo, he looks fapper

by kingbumii May 3, 2015

FatPete

A tool for whacking weeds.

Hey, hand me the FatPete

by Eponymous August 7, 2004

Fapper

A stupid rapper.

KSI is a fapper

by Mike's best friend Chandler January 8, 2021

rapper fapper

Someone who only listens to rap and thinks every other genre is bad.

Gustavo is such a rapper fapper I don’t wanna be friends with him ever.

by Fireguy47 September 26, 2018

Fapped

The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."

Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")

by Del-ve-na December 1, 2006