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Alabama fans

The dumbest of all rednecks, Alabama fans are notorious for worshiping a dead guy, named Bear, and cheering for the Crimson Tide(when they are winning). They claim 13 national championships, but there are actually 8. Many people wonder,"Why claim even more national championships that you didn't win, when anyone would be proud of 8?" Unfortunately, Alabama fans are unable to listen to logic or reason, so they claim 13. Surrounding civilians like to avoid Alabama fans in fear that their stupidity could be contagious. Some avid fans wear black and white-striped shirts and have somehow become referees in many SEC football games. The most obvious of these rednecks are the idiots that wear hounds-tooth hats, formerly worn by Bear, despite the ridicule from people with an IQ above 50. Most Alabama fans believe their new coach, SaBEAR, is the 2nd coming of Christ which is not acknowledged by any form of intelligent life. Their battle cry is, "ROOWL TIIED!". This highly laughed-upon cry was supposed to be translated as "roll tide", but as the redneck population increases, the phrase becomes more distorted. While the state of Alabama is infested with Alabama fans, most of the fans cannot locate Tuscaloosa on a map, and have never been inside the university due to or because of the 5 they made on the ACT. Don't worry though, my friend, they find all of their Alabama apparel at Walmart. You can commonly find Alabama fans flipping patties at McDonald's or in prisons anywhere in the South.
Alabama fans- ROOOOWL TIIIIIED! 13!!!

Auburn fan- Please go back to Walmart...

Alabama fan- huh? Heyuh, whats that on yer wall?

Auburn fan- That is a college degree.

Alabama fan- Woah! Never seem one o' dem before!
by Michael Kundly May 21, 2010
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AOT fans

Aot fans are a bunch of toxic ass individuals that like to do as they please, Although the anime is good, the fandom is just toxic especially the ones on twitter and instagram.
They like to spoil the anime for anime onlys, they constantly fight over dumb ships and like to judge/criticise people for having an opinion.
Fake Levi fangirls complaining about Levi’s nose on the key visuals has to be one of the dumbest things to have ever happened in this fandom.
Person1: hey, I was thinking maybe I should join the AOT fans
Person2: I heard that they were pretty toxic I wouldn’t join if I were you
by anonymous tbh October 27, 2020
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Human: Why are you wearing a bow tie?
Doctor Who fans : Because bow ties are cool *places fez on top of head*
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stooler fans

Damn! These Stooler fans look like they are from the set of Deliverance.
by Jeff Jeffries November 2, 2007
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Philly Fans

Fans that have a bad reputation despite being one of the only cities that does not riot and burn it's own city after a championship.
Somewhere along the line our civilization deemed it was worse to throw snowballs at a drunk dressed up like santa who was egging on the fans, than it is to riot after a championship injuring hundreds of police officers and getting into fights with players like what they do in chicago and detroit. Philly fans are the best.
by spacespacespace June 6, 2010
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Fankid

Fankids are children of two parents: An official character from a movie, book, show, video game, etc. and a fancharacter.

(see fanxofficial)

Fankids are usually children of hetero fanxofficial pairings (for obvious reasons) and are often flamed just as cruelly as the fanxofficial pair they come from.
I created a child, or, a "fankid", for my pairing Demyashaa, a pairing involving Demyx from Kingdom Hearts II and Ryashaa, a character I created.
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Fansign

A sign made by a fan,or a friend,with someones name or Nickname.
usually on a piece of paper or body part
-"Sarah make me a fansign (: I'll do one for you"

-"Okay Make mine say Sarah is swaggin'!"
by T.M & co. October 17, 2009
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