failberry

a commonly derived term used to more accurately label a Blackberry smart phone.

guy 1: Dude my fucking failberry keeps freezing!!

guy2: zomg man your failberry fails, why don't you get an iphone like the rest of us?

guy 1: yeah my failberry is a piece of shit :(

by b_shaw February 5, 2010

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miserable failure

1. According to yahoo: the 43rd president of the United States.
2. According to google in 2007: the 43rd president of the United States.
3. George W. Bush (not George H.W. Bush)
4. The most notorious Google Bomb
5. Variant of Epic Fail

Person A: That person over there is the most miserable failure.

Person B: Are you talking about the former president?
Person A: Yes, the 43rd

by yakitatefreak December 19, 2011

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Failuer • failure • failer • failure to launch • failure to communicate • Failurism • Failureology • failure at life • failure cascade • Failure Face

Epic Failure

Olivia Calistri

Olivia Calistri performs actions which can be construed as 'epic failures' multiple times daily.

by damn_right_son January 10, 2009

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Failurefag

Failurefag is a character inspired by the anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Another character who has similar origins as Poorfag-chan is Failurefag who is a student sitting infront of Madoka and clearly asleep during class. Though considered initially funny and thus spawning his own macro of “Failurefag’s gonna fail”, he did not gain nearly as much popularity as Poorfag-chan.

Failurefag gonna fail this class.

by 貧乏ちゃん December 5, 2011

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