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galactic fail

A fail that cannot be describe simply as a fail, or an epic fail. This level of failure requires the new adjective of 'Galactic'.
You're 30 and still live in your parents' basement? Galactic Fail.
by entmike June 15, 2008
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Grammar Fail

The breakdown, degradation, failure, or complete rape of the English language. To grammar fail is to commit the ultimate sin, especially over internet chat boards. Grammar failing has no specific definition or scenario. It can be made by any person, at any age, at any time, anywhere in the world.

Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:

● A simple misspelling of a word.

● The wrong context or wrong use of words.

● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job.

● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.

Etcetera.

Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects.

Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
The Mets Sucks

man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday

Please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. Thanks, management

Did you see that Grammar Fail that our 1st assistant manager posted in the back crew room?

Why yes, I too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. -- Wait, what?

Person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus

Person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind

Person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do
by Interactive September 29, 2009
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Fail Friday

Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.
Ugh, I guess yesterday was a Fail Friday.
by KellsBells88 June 3, 2010
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fail at life

To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.
Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life.
by Colin B. September 16, 2005
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fail mary

the exact opposite of a hail mary which is a miraculous success. a "fail" mary is the extreme degree of an epic fail. the worst possible type of fail one could ever experience.
Person 1: "Did you see what happened during the last 10 seconds of the game last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."

insert laugh here....just saying...
by AnonymousFailBlogger March 18, 2010
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Fail fog

He made some fail fog in the lift and everyone loved it.

Who made some fail fog?
by Redeeris October 7, 2010
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Repetitive Fail Injury

This is much like the medical condition (Repetitive Strain Injury or RSI) however this applies to actual life situations.

The injury is usually sustained by someone who fails in their everyday life multiple times without having anything positive happen to them.

This injury can become very severe for the most unluckiest of indiviuals.
Repetitive Fail Injury (RFI), Young Mr Smith (YMS)

Boss X: Finds YMS fully inserted into some warm sheets in the laundry cupboard whilst he is supposed to be working hard for the company, 20 minutes later… YMS has no job

YMS Is travelling home and is very sad at his job loss, however on the bright side he will be able to see his wife earlier than expected... Unfortunately when YMS arrives home and walks into the living room with a large bunch of flowers. He is confronted with no less than a football teams worth of men performing what can only be described as 'A large spill in the white wash paint aisle in B&Q' to his wife.

YMS's Wife: "...Sorry??"

Immediately leaving YMS he decides to try and cheer himself up by taking a trip to the seaside in an attempt to brighten up his day, unfortunately on the way to the beach YMS is stopped for speeding and given three points and a £60 fine.

On arrival to the seaside he heads straight for the amusements. YMS sadly has a gambling addiction ... after several hours he leaves the amusements having spent all of his money in fruit machines. Apart from 99p which of course is for a Mr Whippy unbeknown to him the actual price of the famous '99' is now £1.65.

As YMS is walking back to his car in his sombre state, 16 individual seagulls deposit their earlier meal of chips and general waste upon YMS's head, shoulders, knees and tie.

YMS having nowhere to go, no friends or money is now fully diagnosed with RFI.

God rest his RFI'd soul.
by ThomoBootie November 28, 2010
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