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Freudenschade

The feeling of distress from seeing the successes or pleasures of others, in English also known as jealousy or envy. It conveys what Nietzsche probably felt on his worst day, but coyly. And ironically, uttering it may also be its own antidote. Who doesn’t feel better having said a witty quip or impressing others with one’s own cosmopolitanism? After all, it’s German, four syllables and has Freud in it—and sounds like its antonym, Schadenfreude. (The less savvy might think you said that while your elders might think you said Frusen Glädjé, that decadent ice cream from the 80s.)
I've felt so much freudenschade since Patrick went to China on that Fulbright.
by Tantum March 22, 2013
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Sigmund Freud

Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!
by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004
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faud

One that is frisky and/or sexually active while at school age. Usually used by southern people when refering to a young lady.
Ma kept saying "Sit yo' faud ass down!!"
by JaeQu January 12, 2010
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Fajudimoo

Jarom's word. It doesn't mean anything. Embrace it.
Nothing is an example of that.
by Jubbin February 22, 2005
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Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016
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freudian dick

When the guy cums before you do and while he is in pure ectasy of release you punch him in the dick
Greg totally came before I did last night and I totally did a Freudian Dick...Just punched him right in the dick. Didn't even mean to...Just happend!
by Saroochi July 27, 2017
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Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.
Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.
by pancifer May 30, 2018
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