Fasterisking

The (often irritating) habit of swearing online but inserting asterisks in place of letters thereby trying to give the (false) impression of self-control.

"I wish they would all f*ck off", "boll*cks" and "b*gger" are all examples of fasterisking.

by arch arrow March 18, 2011

shellout falter

A condition or behavior that comes over some people, because they are cheap or short of funds, when the check arrives. Coined by the late, great Roger Miller.

"When you're in a restaurant it's funny how people at the table get shellout falter when the bill comes."

by RBJr. December 10, 2008

un-fater

an un-fater is someone who considers all the what would have beens, and does not recognise that there is only one possible sequence of events through time.

an un-fater would say: "If I caught that bus I would have been on time for work"

whereas a fater realises that this option should not even be considered as fate would have it that the next bus is to be caught as there are infinite unforeseen events that could occur.

by David Bellingham June 12, 2008

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

farter

a word commonly used to discribe the arsehole also see rangers end, dung funnel, mince pot, shiter, gas chamber.

that clatty cunt takes it up the farter!

by technoslut November 15, 2005

faether

scots version of father, the "ae" sound is necessary to give the correct pronounciation, say like: blazer for eg.

Yer maws got baws and yer faether loves it

or

I'm gonna get ma faether to burst you ya bawsac

by Stooster April 23, 2006

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011