fartosaurus

A massively monstrous amount of flatus.

Dave knocked out the whole class his fartosaurus!

by M3rc3h May 4, 2010

factsturbate

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

Facts in disguise

Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.

“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”

by Alienboobs February 8, 2020

nut factor

The ejaculatory state most commonly referred to from the Unforgiveable video series. The nut factor is something that all men strive for. Once "nut" is obtained, it feels like a heavy burden has been lifted from ones person.

Girl: "Wow, thats a big load!"
Guy: "No, thats the nut factor."

by Bo Vice January 24, 2008

All facts no fib

When all you got is facts and there is no possibility of any fibbing whatsoever.

Bro: "bruh this grilled cheese is fucking bomb"
Me: "hell yeah bro, all facts no fib"

by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019

the PHIL Factor

when one's whacked out persona of sociopathic tendencies comes to life via delusions of grandeur that entails inconspicuous forming of relationships with others w/o the other's consent by all means necessary. A third party can see this with clear conviction of contempt, but the individual that is perpetuating this act of solace and does not relent to the factual discrepancy of reality.

the Phil Factor made u believe that her name was Jessica when in actuality her name is Christina as according to her birth certificate.

by CoOLiSymO October 25, 2010

bucking the hard facts

A saying coined by Paul G. Hewitt, author of Conceptual Physics, which describes the disregard of an established law or fact.

"Meteorologists try their best, but they are bucking the hard facts of chaos in nature."

by RMKU November 21, 2013