FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.

Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!

by Zief May 4, 2008

FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.

DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks

by Fübahrt December 27, 2010

fubar<fucked up beyond recognition>

fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.

I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.

by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008

fubar

a website that is labeled as an online virtual bar and social network site

have you seen my NSFW pix on fubar?

by dukes69charger July 26, 2018

FUBAR

An army acronym as old as WW1, it means

F*cked

Up

Beyond

All

Recognition/Repair

Person 1: "Did you see that plane crash?"

Person 2: "Yeah, the way it hit the ground..." they shook their head. "FUBAR."

by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022

FUBAR

Felt up by a retard

I almost got FUBARed by that sped kid the other day

by SHORTBUSPILEUP October 23, 2017

fubar

Incredibly botched, wrong, misleading, or plain idiotic.
Usually used as an adjective.

adj Let's make the most fubar ad to ever exist!
noun This is fubar!!!

by infFPS September 15, 2022