Circadian fail

when your level of fail becomes just as natural as your bodily processes.

Guy #1: Dude, I swear that's the 5th time John accidentally hit on his sister while out clubbing.

Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.

by Seargant007™ August 30, 2010

Set Sail for Fail

A term used as a warning of predicted impending failure. Generally the phrase relates to any situation where the outcome has been perceived as unlikey to gather the desired result (Fail) and yet still that course of action is chosen anyway due to either ignorance, arrogance or both.

The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.

Dude1: "Guys, I'm gonna drive, I really wanna drive."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."

by SPiggs April 12, 2009

Fail Asian

When one, of asian decent, goes against a single of multiple sterotype. Being a 'Fail Asian' can result in:
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks

Asian 1: Wow look at Tommy eating those chicken nuggets!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!

Both: Fail Asian!

by SpellandGrammarChecker December 26, 2008

Failcake

1. A proverbial cake served to someone who has made a major mistake

2. Used to celebrate a massive fuck up

3. In gaming speak, it is served to a loser after they've been pwnd

The staff members who missed Monday's important board meeting got a failcake.

Congratulations on totaling your new car while driving drunk. Have a nice slice of failcake!

I assassinated your player and served him a failcake. You have been PWND!

by Panasonicyouth January 4, 2008

Fail Five

When two people attempt to high five each other and the result is pathetic. In extreme cases, the high five is missed completely. Generally results in the two participants looking like complete idiots.

"Dude, look at John and Bill, they totally messed that high five up."

"hahaha fail five"

"What a couple of retards."

by samislegend January 3, 2009

Death-Fail Sunday

An alternative title for "Easter", that celebrates death-fail in the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

"Dude, Jesus freaking pwned on Death-Fail Sunday!"

by ForeverOverthinking April 6, 2009

Senses Fail

An incredible band that people tend to insult or overlook due to the emo genre of their music. Sure, the lyrics are depressing and Buddy Nielson's vocals do tend to whine, but that doesn't make this band any less amazing. Their songs are filled with spiraling dual guitar riffs backed by solid bass lines and powerful drum beats that don't go unnoticed. Whether Buddy is singing a beautiful ballad, screaming his lungs out or just whining like a bitch, the end result is always terrific. With each new album, the band seems to progress in many ways. With Still Searching, the band ended their psychotic murderous phase, and with Life is not a Waiting Room they added a few sprinkles of optimism and offered some insightful words of wisdom, such as "the past can't be your passion." Who knows, maybe a happy album is in the works?

Senses Fail > You

by MrFlopz August 1, 2009